Being called a tech noob and scrublord by all of my friends, oh wait! I don't!
Biography
I am a noob when it comes to tech, I admit, but I'd love to learn so I can keep up with my friends in conversation without just nodding my head as if I understand.
If you're that frightened about the card, then just break your card in half out of anger.
Just break something to calm yourself down.
Also you can drink scotch or something to calm your nerves, just DON'T go on a shady tech website.
I was trying to balance my school laptop on top of a bunch of my textbooks wilst doing my homework.
As these things usually turn out, it fell completely perpendicular to the floor and broke the charger almost in half from the impact.
A little bit of duck tape did the job tho.