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# Einstein, Heisenberg, Pascal and Newton are playing hide and seek...

...Einstein covers his eyes and begins counting. While Heisenberg and Pascal run off and hide, Newton takes out some chalk and marks a square on the ground with a side length of exactly 1 meter, then sits down inside the square.

When Einstein is finished counting and sees Newton sitting on the ground, he yells, "Ha, I've found you, Newton!". Newton however replies, "No you haven't!"

1. The joke needs to include the "You've found Pascal" part, or at least, "What does Newton mean by that?" in your question if you're trying to make it a riddle.

"Whats the answer?" without any context just makes me feel like the answer is "Newton is a dick and doesnt understand how hide and seek works"

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2. ## ARikozuM

Customer contacted our online system with a question...

Congrats. You just asked a pet store if they had dog food from the same page that lists dog food. Luckily, I have their phone number and will now look them up and laugh at them as they purchase food.

1. In this economy, once could make the reasonable argument that they meant "in stock" (Which, theoretically the website should list anyways, so it's still silly)

3. ## The King of the Undead

I'm getting some of these big WU's

1. Folding WU's on my 750ti (back when I only had a 970 and 750ti) typically took nine hours without breaks.

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# Einstein, Heisenberg, Pascal and Newton are playing hide and seek...

...Einstein covers his eyes and begins counting. While Heisenberg and Pascal run off and hide, Newton takes out some chalk and marks a square on the ground with a side length of exactly 1 meter, then sits down inside the square.

When Einstein is finished counting and sees Newton sitting on the ground, he yells, "Ha, I've found you, Newton!". Newton however replies, "No you haven't!"

1. Your joke is missing the last critical part.....

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5. ## Tristerin TVwazhere

Thoughts at this pricepoint?  Looks interesting

1. Decent GPU cooling (would be better if the PSU shroud was perforated), mediocre CPU cooling at best. As a budget case assuming a budget build? A decent option to consider.

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7. ## Den-Fi

I just wanted to say that this is my favorite build of all time.

Thank you and goodbye.

8. ## TVwazhere

Beard update:

So I've been using ModCabin beard oil products for about three years now (mostly wild hunt scented). Today I finally cracked open the Bonfire scented beard balm and holy shit I've been smelling fire wood for the last half hour I need to get the beard oil to match cause damn I love this stuff already.

(They're good products, idk how much they truly help my beard be soft and/or moisturized, but they're all natural ingredients and smell good so I can safely recommend)

9. ## TVwazhere

Update #3 (Sorry for spam)

From now on your badge requests must be in the following format:

1. Mmmmm.... Maybe. I also like @Eschew's bird gifs as well, so any for of gif or meme related request will be highly considered

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10. ## TVwazhere

Update #3 (Sorry for spam)

From now on your badge requests must be in the following format:

1. @GOTSpectrum we need a 5 billion point badge >:)

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11. ## TVwazhere

Beard update:

So I've been using ModCabin beard oil products for about three years now (mostly wild hunt scented). Today I finally cracked open the Bonfire scented beard balm and holy shit I've been smelling fire wood for the last half hour I need to get the beard oil to match cause damn I love this stuff already.

(They're good products, idk how much they truly help my beard be soft and/or moisturized, but they're all natural ingredients and smell good so I can safely recommend)

1. It's linus's face photoshopped on Alex's body

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12. ## ARikozuM

Weebs: FLAT IS JUSTICE!

Other weebs: You're wrong!

[covid hits]

Other weebs: Flatten the curve!

Weebs: Told you so.

1. oooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Got it

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13. ## ARikozuM

Weebs: FLAT IS JUSTICE!

Other weebs: You're wrong!

[covid hits]

Other weebs: Flatten the curve!

Weebs: Told you so.

1. [normie translation needed*]

(not the flat is justice part, the "how this relates to COVID" part)

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14. ## ARikozuM

Weebs: FLAT IS JUSTICE!

Other weebs: You're wrong!

[covid hits]

Other weebs: Flatten the curve!

Weebs: Told you so.

15. ## DildorTheDecent

yeah it is

1. I remember when this first came out, there were a lot of videos on it, but the only one I watched was Dunkey's

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16. ## VegetableStu

good news: my 1060 got revived after a cleanup and a repaste

bad news: i bought a 1660 super for nothing

( /)_(\

i'll guess i'll hand it down to my relatives

1. ......

Have you tried Pressing F to Pay respects?

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17. ## Tech_Dreamer

DC gonna have to do justice league with just Gal gadot,Jason Mamoa & Ray trio now lol. Henry & Ben out of cast, Amber heard with domestic violence issue set to reduced screentime & eventual firing, Ezra chocking out a fan. Not a good year.

1. Why are Henry and Ben out exactly? (Just did digging, Ben just wants to move on?)

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18. ## VegetableStu

good news: my 1060 got revived after a cleanup and a repaste

bad news: i bought a 1660 super for nothing

( /)_(\

i'll guess i'll hand it down to my relatives

1. Have you tried underclokcing/undervoliting?

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19. ## lewdicrous

1. Not at all. Fuck I called the local pizza shop too and told them about it!

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20. ## Den-Fi

When you have too much money and snake oil is the only cure for that problem....

[u/Grimspoon13 on reddit]

BDR Cones are available in two different versions. The Mk3 Cone has a slightly warmer tonal balance, with a little extra oomph on the bottom end; the Mk4 Cone is slightly cooler with greater top octave extension and less emphasis on the lower frequencies. In addition, BDR Cones may be mixed and matched to taste; system just slightly too warm? Add a single Mk4 Cone for a little extra air and detail. Just a smidgen too detailed? Add a single Mk3 Cone for a touch of warmth. In general, BDR Cones will work best when their flat side is against the component’s chassis and the rounded tip is pointed down into the shelf. When using BDR Cones with a BDR Shelf, invert the cones, so that the flat face is on the Shelf and the component is resting on the rounded tip.

Those cones are \$20/ea lol

21. ## DildorTheDecent

Imp Overlord is worst boss. Especially when there's 6 of them.

1. I havent unlocked any of the new artifacts yet,but the buff to Huntress's primary shot's attack speed feels good.

22. ## DildorTheDecent

If deliveries weren't disrupted I'd cop the optimus foundation block. Probs get a GPU only block for the GTX 1080 as well.

I just want to go fast. Virus pls.

1. I wanna watercool the 1080ti FTW 3 one day

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23. ## lewdicrous

1. "This dog licked my foot"

>Instant liked, sub'd, bell icon, Commented, share, emailed to all my contacts, texted to all my friends, called my entire family, went to the animal shelter and adopted 37 dogs

God that face is so cute

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24. ## RorzNZ

Another copy paste thing.

Four places I have lived:

- Dunedin, NZ

- Te Anau, NZ

- Brisbane, AU

Four things I love to watch:

- LTT (jk lol)

- Netflix

- New movies (Bad boys 3 coming up)

Four places I have visited:

I’ll list my favourite

- Thailand

- Cambodia

- Australia

- Spain

Four things I love to eat:

- Chicken

- Turkish kebab

- Indian food (lamb vindaloo)

Four people I think will respond and be fun:

- no one

Four things I love to drink:

- Water

- Pepsi Max

- Vodka redbull

- Gin and Tonic

1. Fine. I'll do it. But I'm putting it in a goddamn spoiler because fuck all this scrolling bullshit (It's a monday morning and I'm not awake yet please excuse my crankyness)

Spoiler

Four places I have lived:

New York

.......uh.......

Yeah thats it.

Four things I love to watch:

Tech Videos

I guess Action movies?

Hmmm.... This isnt going well

Four places I have visited:

Well, I've Visited Italy

I could list US states like Florida, Arizona New Mexico but IDK if that counts

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Four things I love to eat:

Ah, here we go!

• Chicken Parm
• Pizza (Bacon and Pineapple)
• BBQ/Grill Meats
• More Chicken
• Been recently getting into Chinese food too
• Lobster AND crab. Fish sticks are also good
• Sweets are good. Cannoli? Hell Yes. I learned in Italy that Cannol is the singular and Canolli is plural.
• Ever had a Cookie CAKE? Yeah, it's as good as it's sounds. A cookie the size of a cake!
• Spoiler

Fuck I'm fat

Four people I think will respond and be fun:

- no one

Four things I love to drink:

Root Beer.

Mountain Dew (Preferably Code Red)

Arnold Plamer Iced Tea/Lemonade (Technically it's the lite version)

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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25. ## TVwazhere

@paulshardware has folded 1 million points for us

I'm gonna give him a Bronze badge even though he hasnt used the forum in nearly exactly five years. You cant stop me! (Unless you're another mod, then you could actually...)

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