1:57 - I've never seen guys do that, only girls.

2:09 - We try to get it to the hamper, but our aim sucks and we're simply too lazy to bend over and fix our bad shot.

2:21 - You don't have to get it.

2:40 - I NEVER complain about chapped lips! I just bite them to shreds like a normal functioning human being...

2:50 - Unclear

2:53 - That's not guys, that's assholes. Same goes for girls that do this

3:14 - It's also temperature regulation. Since you women are all icicles in disguise, we are forced to live with the heat turned on in the middle of July. So we get half naked and cling to a bowl made of cool, cool porcelain. Also I don't wanna do the laundry or dishes.

4:34 - 

5:17 - AMEN

5:50 - Wait do we think of nothing or 5 million things 24/7?? Who's being confusing now?

7:30 - I'm not, I go to the store and get pads and pregnancy tests for the wifey all the time

8:51 - I love flowers. and incense. I'm fond of Zinnias and Lupin for beauty, Hyacinth, Rose and Lavender for smell, and Sandalwood, lemongrass and dragons breath for incense