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ARikozuM

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  1. ARikozuM

    911, what's your emergency? Yeah, uhh, my bird…

    I've got a bidet. It's no issue to me whether the pandemic or Chipotle starts killing people.
  2. Society: That car will be impounded. 

    Dads: [smirk] I guess incarceration was next in the dictionary... hehe

  3. ARikozuM

    911, what's your emergency? Yeah, uhh, my bird…

    She's a bit vicious when it comes to her nesting material. She really only stole like 10 sheets, but it's funny considering every store near me is putting purchase limits on tp again.
  4. 911, what's your emergency?

    Yeah, uhh, my bird uhh, just stole like uhh, $400 in toilet paper. And now she's destroying it to shreds in the living room.

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    2. SpikeSpiegel

      SpikeSpiegel

      The Great Hoarder of TP

       

       

    3. Bombastinator

      Bombastinator

      1 minute ago, CalintzJerevinan said:

      The Great Hoarder of TP

       

       

      Has a pretty sharp nose.  Maybe teach the birb to say “cornholio”

    4. SpikeSpiegel

      SpikeSpiegel

      2 minutes ago, Bombastinator said:

      Has a pretty sharp nose.  Maybe teach the birb to say “cornholio”

      Birb:  "I Repeat After Me...I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!!"

  5. ARikozuM

    Crazy mofo has a Glock with drum magazine and d…

    I mean... I hope he sucks at aiming down my sights... It'd be awkward if he's Orochimaru. Just sayin'.
  6. ARikozuM

    Crazy mofo has a Glock with drum magazine and d…

    Maybe he wasn't trying to kill anyone?
  7. Friend: [does a tour in the Air Force] I'll never forget the horrors I've faced. All of my brothers in arms made fun of me ever since that day...

     

    That day:

     

    For the record: I still make fun of him. For going to the Air Force instead of the Navy or Marines.

    1. SpikeSpiegel

      SpikeSpiegel

      5 minutes ago, ARikozuM said:

      Friend: [does a tour in the Air Force] I'll never forget the horrors I've faced. All of my brothers in arms made fun of me ever since that day...

       

      That day:

       

      For the record: I still make fun of him. For going to the Air Force instead of the Navy or Marines.

      Air Force requires an high IQ and good grades in High School.  While the Navy and Army are easy to sign up as for the Marines need badass MOFOs.  I was going to join the USAF back in 2000 but I had health issues related to a blood clot in my lung which prevented me from joining the USAF.

       

      U.S. Air Force: The Enlisted

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFkxxKYrr4o

       

    2. SpikeSpiegel

      SpikeSpiegel

      Here's another video

      Top 10 Reasons Why You Should Join the U.S. Air Force!

       

      This video made me want to join USAF

       

       

  8. ARikozuM

    From the Youtube Vault:

    That OSU gave me cancer. I need a chocobo to hug.
  9. From the Youtube Vault:

     

     

    1. sub68
    2. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      That OSU gave me cancer. I need a chocobo to hug. 

  10. My bird is making minecraft villager noises...

    1. DrMacintosh
    2. ARikozuM
    3. SpikeSpiegel

      SpikeSpiegel

      14 minutes ago, ARikozuM said:

      My bird is making minecraft villager noises...

      Your birb is talented....for being a copycat 😛

  11. ARikozuM

    Pick your Mobile Phone Waifu

    iPhone chan, though Nokia really bringing that cake to the debate.
  12. ARikozuM

    Looks like Onlyfans is dropping their plans to…

    I think the FDA put that one in the ground.
  13. ARikozuM

    Looks like Onlyfans is dropping their plans to…

    I thought it was ONLY sex work.
  14. Looks like Onlyfans is dropping their plans to ban sexual content. 

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    2. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      I think the FDA put that one in the ground.

    3. SpikeSpiegel

      SpikeSpiegel

      12 minutes ago, ARikozuM said:

      I think the FDA put that one in the ground.

      You know you want that Gamer Gurl Bath Water.  

    4. Jtalk4456

      Jtalk4456

      33 minutes ago, CalintzJerevinan said:

      But can you sell gamer gurl bath water???

      Legally, it depends on procurement. I'm a guy, so I need to find a source, and that sounds like a legal nightmare XD
      Do people want to buy gamer dude bathwater? I can provide that

  15. ARikozuM

    @ARikozuM @sub68 @Blademaster91 @Moonzyand ever…

    You sick fuck. /s
  16. ARikozuM

    @ARikozuM @sub68 @Blademaster91 @Moonzyand ever…

    Tossing you in the Hague.
  17. ARikozuM

    When the YT algo isn't working properly...

    At least the physics are better than DayZ.
  18. When the YT algo isn't working properly...

     

     

    1. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      At least the physics are better than DayZ. 

  19. ARikozuM

    @Kanna @sub68 @Murasaki @ARikozuM @Blademaster9…

    You're a closet sinner.
  20. ARikozuM

    @Kanna @sub68 @Murasaki @ARikozuM @Blademaster9…

    It's just the link from @sub68 and the 1st recommended.
  21. ARikozuM

    @Kanna @sub68 @Murasaki @ARikozuM @Blademaster9…

    If is isn't, the 1st recommended might be.
  22. ARikozuM

    @Kanna @sub68 @Murasaki @ARikozuM @Blademaster9…

    Not enough loli? Though I wouldn't mind standing in for Lucoa's shota-kun. #JustSaying
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