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Why am I playing Skyrim for the 100th time? 

 

Oh, right... Fallout's color palette is sepia. 

  1. lewdicrous

    lewdicrous

    Cause Todd Howard said so.

  2. ARikozuM

    ARikozuM

    Ahh, all because of Mr. I'm Regaining My Relevance Through Irrelevance. 

  3. lewdicrous

    lewdicrous

    Todd: "You want ES6?"

    Us: "Yes!"

    Todd: "Enjoy this all new skyrim game!"

    Us: "What?"

    Todd: "I'll turn ES6 into a BR if you don't shut the fuck up! Bitches"

  4. ARikozuM

    ARikozuM

    Us: No, sir! We'll play the game!

    Todd: Good... Here's Oblivion SE. 

  5. lewdicrous

    lewdicrous

    Todd: "While I'm here, take this Morrowind SE, on the house"

  6. ARikozuM

    ARikozuM

    Us: Are the graphics updated? [head bowed]

  7. lewdicrous

    lewdicrous

    Todd: "No, we just doubled the amount of bugs.. you like those, right?"

  8. ARikozuM

    ARikozuM

    Us: Yes, yes. We love game-making issues! ?

  9. lewdicrous

    lewdicrous

    We shouldn't talk about Todd this much, I fear that he's like beetlejuice, but real..

  10. LearnMyPadawaN

    LearnMyPadawaN

    todd: we need to make our customers more angrier and louder then ever before. lol

  11. ARikozuM
  12. ARikozuM

    ARikozuM

    No wonder he likes terrible design. 

  13. lewdicrous

    lewdicrous

    I bet he was pissed when Blizzard used the "You have phones" BS.. he was saving that for another skyrim cash grab

  14. ARikozuM

    ARikozuM

    Care to clarify? I didn't hear about that.

  15. lewdicrous
  16. ARikozuM

    ARikozuM

    And Keanu got the "you're breathtaking". These guys must have been the most hated schmucks on the E3 floor that day. 

  17. ARikozuM

    ARikozuM

    Oblivion was a much slower game to play. It takes about an hour to do anything meaningful. 

  18. lewdicrous

    lewdicrous

    Good thing the blizzard thing happened last year, or else it would've been even more embarrassing

  19. ARikozuM

    ARikozuM

    That was last year? Thank goodness, I thought it was from this E3. ?

  20. lewdicrous

    lewdicrous

    Nah, it was during blizzcon I believe.

    A real shit show..

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