Veterinarian came to the store today to look at some supplements. 

Some of the questions she had:

1) What's your best liver supplement?

2) What's your best joint supplement?

3) I have a dog with kidney stones, do you have anything low protein? 

4) How many grams are in a teaspoon? 

1 and 2: I can help with tremendously. 

3: What stone/crystal are you looking at? Is there gfr issue? Activity and thirst level? Any other hormone issues? Why not do a cleaner diet of high-value organ meat? 

4: You're a doctor. You're asking me to tell you how many grams are in a volumetric measurement. Am I supposed to tell you that the molar mass is 179g and that I'm unsure of the density? WTF? You should know that you can't make a direct conversion of volume to weight! 

Get out of my store.