BREAKING NEWS!
Starbucks CEO running for 2020 Presidential bid. He will fight to instate CoffeeForAll.
Brought to you by TheOnion hopeful, ARikozuM.
Don't @ me.
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Don't @ me.
@ARikozuM Nah.
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@ARikozuM You know that's not how mafia works...
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Take your coffees and sit in the corner. The baristas will be right with you.
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@ARikozuM I don't drink coffee
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You'll take your drugs and you'll LIKE it!
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Need we talk about a certain "fondling" your heroes have done?
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*throws hakai at @ARikozuM before flying off, dooming him to instant destruction.*
The only fondling that occured was you attempting to fondle (and twist) the truth! I have no heroes. There is only me
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The baristas will be right with you.
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He will fight to instate CoffeeForAll.
I'm assuming that he's a Democrat then?
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He thinks taxes are evil, so no.