Jump to content

People be like “battlefield be much realism”. 

 

Let’s see...

 

Jump out of 3rd story window? Deploy parachute!

 

Get shot with buck or slugs? 

Walk it off!

 

Take a tank shell to the face? 

Walk some more!

 

Run out of ammo? 

Just resupply from random box of seemingly infinite rounds of all calibers!

 

Got a blowtorch?

Completely destroy a tank!

 

U b ded?

Defibrilate yourself!

 

Sprint for miles?

Maintain a HR of 68bpm...

WITH NO PENALTIES!

 

 

  1. lewdicrous
  2. ARikozuM

    ARikozuM

    A deft application of Darwinism may be necessary.

  3. lewdicrous

    lewdicrous

    Naturally selected winners and losers.. mostly losers.. dead losers.. rip

  4. Nicnac

    Nicnac

    that's why I never got the whole argument about women in battlefield. 

  5. lewdicrous

    lewdicrous

    Tiddies are not realistic in warfare /s

  6. minibois

    minibois

    Battlefield 4 realism: you died of gunshots?! A defibrillator ought to fix this!

  7. WereCat

    WereCat

    What are you talking about?
    This is 100% realism

     

     

  8. lewdicrous

    lewdicrous

    The tank exploded at the end so it's still real

  9. Cyberspirit
  10. ARikozuM

    ARikozuM

    Par for the course: 3. 

    Battlefield got 5; fans still called it an ace.

     

    Ace is a hole in one.

×