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  1. Summary of this video: Get cucc'd, bruh!

     

     

    1. CalintzJerevinan
    2. VegetableStu

      VegetableStu

      wow i haven't seen a pic of phil fish in a long time o_o wonder what is he doing (in terms of games) right now

  2. "What are you allergic to, dear?"

    Dogs, cats, trees, bullshit in politics, and nonspecific arrangements of nitrogen, carbon and hydrogen. 

    "I hope your allergies get better."

    Thanks, I hope so too. 

    1. CalintzJerevinan
    2. captain_to_fire

      captain_to_fire

      Have you considered desensitization immunotherapy? I’m not sure if it’s covered by medical insurance in the US. 

  3. Quick reminder that "unelectable" Bernie, America's dad, beat "highest electability" sleepy Joe Biden by double the votes in Nevada... 

     

    If this were war, we'd have lost HQ and still have been planning front line defenses.

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    2. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      I stand with Bernie on this one. I didn't like that Obama basically gave them free reign in his campaign. We give Israel a lot of money and support, thus they should hold our values of life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness. Attacking Palestine and barring their ports is not what this country should be funding. 

    3. CircleTech

      CircleTech

      Will benie sanders give the millitarys budget to NASA?

    4. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      No idea. I'd rather put it towards infrastructure, education, and scientific research. NASA does provide a lot of skilled jobs and revenue to the country, so they should get their budgets raised to what it was percent-wise in the 60's when they landed a man on the moon.

  4. How badass am I?

     

    SO BADASS... that I finished up my move goal (calorie) by swinging around in my chair. 

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    2. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      1500 only.

    3. RorzNZ

      RorzNZ

      Yes sorry 

    4. greenmax

      greenmax

      Linus cant build anything, remember the desk pc LOLOLOLOL

  5. Dragonball Z...

    Except it's Bernie Sanders instead of Goku...

    And his hair gets neater as he powers up...

     

    🤣

  6. Customer asked if we carry anything from China. I replied that we don't and the customer opined that it looks like Trump is doing a good job... 

     

    We've been open since the Bush years and we haven't had any China products since the opening...

     

    "I take credit for other people's work" applies here. 

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    2. RoseLuck462

      RoseLuck462

      Haha, I thought it would have been Corona virus related. 

    3. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      Pet food is regulated per the FDA by a private organization known as AAFCO. 

    4. greenmax

      greenmax

      Thats probably like the Better Business Bureua which is a scam.

  7. image.thumb.png.629350309679539f8376c66f6549340f.png

     

    Lyon and Nye counties only had 7 and 1 voter in total!

     

    "Hello Darkness, my old friend" 🤣

  8. The Dem establishment's god-child "most electable" Joe Biden is at a close 2nd place... trailing 1st by a meager 36%...

     

    #Bernie2020 

     

    🥳

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    Programmer Humor

     

    I know it's 3% reporting, but I find it very odd that one precinct reported that Steyer got every single vote.

    1. CalintzJerevinan
    2. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      Dude looks like he remembered the one he ripped this morning and blamed on the dog. 

    3. CalintzJerevinan
  10. Post a game or anime character in the following format:

     

    Nickname: Shooty McLegs

    Genre: hack and slash

    Key feature: hair

    Answer: 

    Spoiler

    Bayonetta

     

    Let's see if we can get 5 of these. Post your answer and if you got it right or wrong before doing your example. 

     

    Nickname: Root Vegetable

    Genre: Shounen anime

    Key: Powering up

    Answer: 

    Spoiler

    Goku

     

  11. I just grab them by the snout. I don't even wait. 

     

    🤣

  12. "My dog keeps getting upper respiratory infections. The doctor told me to buy another dry food."

     

    Has your doctor considered wet food? 

    Has your doctor considered raw food?

    HAS YOU DOCTOR CONSIDERED WHAT BOWL YOU'RE USING TO FEED AND HYDRATE YOUR DOG?!

     

    Take this disinfectant, douse the food and water bowls for at least 10 minutes and then rinse them out. Your bowl is the most likely problem.

    Spoiler

    If you're using plastic, toss it. Use metal or ceramic. Plastic and other surfaces can scratch up allowing more surface area for communal bacteria to adhere to. Also clean those bowls once a week by soaking in clorox:water at 1:10 for 10 minutes. Washing and scrubbing with soap doesn't do shit for something that will get food in a few minutes.

     

    The food? The fucking food?! The f#cking diploma is the problem! What's the equivalent of disbarment for doctors/vets? 

    1. themaniac

      themaniac

      you know, I never even considered that would happen. Like it should be obvious, why else would we wash our own glasses, bowls, and such if not to remove any bacteria, prevent mold, and over stuff. But for dogs and cats, never even crossed my mind.

    2. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      The fact that doctors are so fucking terrible after 8 years of education, if not more, is amazing. No wonder we have people coming to our store, and likely other brick+mortars, for actual medical advice before heading to the vet. 

  13. Animal Crossing: New Horizons! Coming out for the Switch!

     

    10/10 Would pay mortgage again!

  14. I wonder how difficult it would be to make a watercooled system using brake lines... 

     

    Hmm...

  15. I think the winners for this debate were Sanders, Warren, and ugh... Biden... 

     

    Also, Bernie, please combine FJG with UBI... (minus the VAT). It would be so good... 

  16. Warren just murdered Bloomberg. 

     

    Poor guy... /s

    1. lewdicrous

      lewdicrous

      She frisked him!

  17. Bloomberg: Can I have my FULL minute and a quarter? Please?

    Bloomberg: 15 seconds of empty air with no noise.

    Bloomberg: E404

  18. "It's pronounced 'gif' as in 'give'"

     

    O rly? Explain "muscles". 

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    2. VegetableStu

      VegetableStu

      croissant. i'll wait

    3. dizmo

      dizmo

      @VegetableStu At least that's not something the English can take blame for 😂

    4. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      When in doubt, blame Europe. 

  19. [Bloomberg ad]

    [Bloomberg ad]

    [Bloomberg ad]

    [Lingerie ad]

    [Bloomberg ad]

     

    Hmm... I suddenly want to buy a frilly number... 

    Oh wait, I'm a guy. Oh, hey, they have a men's section!

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    2. CalintzJerevinan

      CalintzJerevinan

      He's trying to confuse people.  He's just throwing money into the race and asking people on the internet to create meme's of himself.  And it's not working. 

       

      Here's the proof

       

    3. captain_to_fire

      captain_to_fire

      @ARikozuM Isn’t the oligarch Bloomberg is buying the election? 

       

    4. CalintzJerevinan
  20. I didn't realize James Cameron made a Mario Maker level. 

     

    image.png.dbbbddcf8d2c50495ad0ea022727cff8.png

     

    #Terminator2

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    I hear Rhyhorn roars at night... 

  22. Imagine living in Florida...

    Imagine living in Antarctica...

    Imagine Florida having lower temps than Antarctica...

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    2. captain_to_fire

      captain_to_fire

      @ARikozuM Have you seen frozen iguanas in the road or in your backyard last few weeks ago? 

    3. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      @dizmo My point was mostly that this should not be happening. The weather is becoming weirder and weirder. 

       

      @captain_to_fire We don't have iguanas in this area. 

    4. dizmo

      dizmo

      It's nothing new though. It's been that way for decades. Is it warming up? Certainly. But it's not like it's some shocking thing that just happened now.

      It was almost hitting 20 degrees in the 80's.

  23. Pete: I speak 7 different languages. 

    Also Pete: Languages spoken by only .5% of the population. 

  24. Buttigieg speaking Spanish...

     

    The horrors. 

    1. Cyberspirit

      Cyberspirit

      Buttigieg, huh? What a name.

    2. captain_to_fire

      captain_to_fire

      ¡Ay Que Pena! 😂

    3. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      Boot edge edge. It's like trig, except it's got a 12-sided die and a dungeon master that no one understands. 

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