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ARikozuM

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  1. ARikozuM

    was watching over my magpie family in the yard…

    Today's safety word is "onomatopoeia".
  2. ARikozuM

    Save the bees, or else.

    No bees = no eats
  3. ARikozuM

    Her: I'm going to destroy you before the night…

    [wet fart noises]
  4. Her: I'm going to destroy you before the night is over. 

    Me: Oooh... pleeeease do!

    Also me: Did you really get me out of the HQ with an airstrike?!

     

    🤣

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    2. SpikeSpiegel

      SpikeSpiegel

      2 minutes ago, ARikozuM said:

      Her: I'm going to destroy you before the night is over. 

      Me: Oooh... pleeeease do!

      Also me: Did you really get me out of the HQ with an airstrike?!

       

      🤣

      Why go with an airstrike while you can go with a CAS with an A-10 and go "BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT"

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    4. SpikeSpiegel

      SpikeSpiegel

      1 minute ago, ARikozuM said:

      [wet fart noises]

       

  5. ARikozuM

    So apparently we just have a fucking earthquake…

    I've been known to take down a few demon girls back in my ol' college days...
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    So apparently we just have a fucking earthquake…

    The Earth is getting fed up with us. Other species will be damned along with us. Sorry for being a doomer.
  7. Me: [minding my own business and rearranging the store shelves]

    Pandora Radio: I'mma play a song about getting cucked. 

    Coworkers: [all left 5 minutes ago]

    Me: That's oddly appropriate, yet not... 

  8. ARikozuM

    I actually did this to my school Chromebook....…

    I mean... he's not wrong per se...
  9. ARikozuM

    @sub68 Ever want to see green pork in a MRE? 20…

    I wonder where China outsources their labor if this is how bad the food for soldiers is.
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    @ARikozuM your future birb gurl Waifu

    I just bought a bag of sunflower seeds and millet and she made a hole in each to get to them.
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    @ARikozuM your future birb gurl Waifu

    Well, she hates everything.
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    @ARikozuM your future birb gurl Waifu

    I prefer catgirls more.
  13. ARikozuM

    The comments on this video...

    Cloud: That i5 is bottlenecking your GTX 3080. Chocobo Sam: Wait a minute, you talkin' 'bout Tifa?
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    The comments on this video... 

    1. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      Cloud: That i5 is bottlenecking your GTX 3080. 

      Chocobo Sam: Wait a minute, you talkin' 'bout Tifa? 

  15. Twitch horror stream just became Twitch food controversy stream. #Peanutbutter #TeamCrunchy

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    The lady who owns the local cat rescue has a hu…

    Hi! I'd like to trade my 99 Celica convertible for umm... a 50rd box of 9mm. Thanks!
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    The lady who owns the local cat rescue has a hu…

    I'm just bored and out of ammo right now. I'm waiting for my mechanic to get here so I can get my car towed.
  18. The lady who owns the local cat rescue has a husband...

    The husband's name is Felix... 

     

    Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

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    2. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      1 hour ago, Grumpy Old Man said:

      Trade that car for ammo !!!

      Hi! I'd like to trade my 99 Celica convertible for umm... a 50rd box of 9mm. Thanks!

    3. SpikeSpiegel

      SpikeSpiegel

      2 hours ago, sub68 said:

       

      It's a TRAP!!!!

    4. SpikeSpiegel

      SpikeSpiegel

      2 hours ago, ARikozuM said:

      The lady who owns the local cat rescue has a husband...

      The husband's name is Felix... 

       

      Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

      LAPD vs Crazy Cat Woman with a M1 Carbine. 

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    Is this a calculus joke I still don't understand after 3 semesters? 

    1. TheCoder2019

      TheCoder2019

      well it does say its not recognised as one, so…

  20. Here's an idea: the bone should be slightly bigger than the hinge of their jaw and longer than their snouts. It's literally common sense. 

     

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  21. ARikozuM

    Birdshot except it's just a blank that summons…

    I've got some Nobel (something or other) police low-recoil slugs. It's definitely forcing my 260lb frame to wobble after 20 or so.
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    Birdshot except it's just a blank that summons…

    .22 for hunting is usually supposed to be just above sonic at the muzzle to avoid causing cavitation, especially in smaller game.
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    Birdshot except it's just a blank that summons…

    I think the proper thing would be to just walk away. I understand it could hurt a bit, but usually the best option is to stare animals down and walk past. Giving them any inch is usually engages the predator drive.
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    Birdshot except it's just a blank that summons…

    That dude in the middle was so f#cking scared Jesus regretted dying for him.
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