Jump to content

Senzelian

Member
  • Posts

    9,548
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Senzelian

  1. Senzelian

    Framework wants to go in other product categori…

    Modular and repairable sex toys!
  2. Senzelian

    I love Dell but sometimes they are on some insa…

    That's not healthy.
  3. Senzelian

    Edge's dark mode everywhere plus the forum emoj…

    mhhh... darm mode darm in German means colon or bowel. The more you know!
  4. Senzelian

    Conclusion: My phone can do that.

    Not once in my life did I ever buy anything because I needed it. I always bought it because I wanted it. Capitalism ftw!
  5. Senzelian

    Conclusion: My phone can do that.

    I think this was announced before that dumb smart pin. And of course people seem to love it, because it "looks cute" or whatever
  6.  

    Conclusion: My phone can do that.

    1.   Show previous replies  4 more
    2. Poinkachu

      Poinkachu

      1 minute ago, Murasaki said:

      i give it one year max before its abandonware

      Somehow thinking the response gonna become slower each month after initial use too.

    3. da na

      da na

      Conclusion: No one actually needs any of these features that this offers, whether a smartphone can do them too or not.

      Get a Casio F-91W. The only piece of wearable tech you will actually need. 

    4. Senzelian

      Senzelian

      8 hours ago, da na said:

      Conclusion: No one actually needs any of these features that this offers, whether a smartphone can do them too or not.

      Get a Casio F-91W. The only piece of wearable tech you will actually need. 

      Not once in my life did I ever buy anything because I needed it. I always bought it because I wanted it. Capitalism ftw!

  7. The new Porsche Macan looks like yet another egg shaped car...

     

    image.jpeg.4f1f7b39edef9ecf4cd5ef71c9b77e99.jpeg

     

    Reminded me immediately of the insanely ugly GLE Coupe.

     

    image.thumb.jpeg.03805af4c0a15303359645d8ae7368ac.jpeg

     

     

    I don't understand how anyone can buy these cars eggs on wheels.

     

    Who the hell is saying to themselves:

    "I want a tall SUV that can't really go offroad, that has less room than a normal SUV and is also really ugly compared to anything else on the road. And because that's not enough, I also want it to be electric, so that its range is basically 0, because it's super heavy and about as aerodynamic as a sky scraper"

     

    Even the first-generation Touareg looks like an offroad monster in comparison to those things...

    image.jpeg.fd6089e2ab9a40dd9f7ec9eec077ca80.jpeg

    1.   Show previous replies  1 more
    2. soldier_ph

      soldier_ph

      26 minutes ago, Senzelian said:

      Who the hell is saying to themselves:

      Soccer Moms and Bad Guys in Action Movies.

    3. Levent

      Levent

      New car looks like Hamann made them lol.

    4. da na

      da na

      1 hour ago, Senzelian said:

      "I want a tall SUV that can't really go offroad, that has less room than a normal SUV and is also really ugly compared to anything else on the road. And because that's not enough, I also want it to be electric, so that its range is basically 0, because it's super heavy and about as aerodynamic as a sky scraper"

      Welcome to the Tesla Cybertruck

  8. Senzelian

    Moondrop is making an audiocenteic phone?! Much…

    I guess that means it does nothing different than any other phone, but it's gonna be filled with dumb audiophile marketing bs.
  9. Senzelian

    omg I hate people who can't explain to me what…

    Maybe Mercury only made a single car that year
  10. Senzelian

    omg I hate people who can't explain to me what…

    Just a really cheap and nasty one so the cable is really thin and cuts into the flesh.
  11. You wouldn't even be able to use a Thunderbolt cable with a USB C port. It needs to be a Thunderbolt port! But as mentioned before, don't do it that way. It's a headache to get it running properly and even then it consistently causes issues.
  12. Senzelian

    I miss connectors that screw down on computers

    I don't. Fuck 'em. They're garbage. Make a better connector that doesn't need them instead of making a shitty connector that relies on screws.
  13. Senzelian

    omg I hate people who can't explain to me what…

    Yeah. Tho it should be called "Idiot Support"
  14. omg I hate people who can't explain to me what sort of adapter they need.

     

    Someone just came to me and told me they need a "USB C adapter". I asked whether she needed an adapter to or from USB C and what she wanted to adapt.

    She literally just said "a USB C adapter" again. I was about to strangle her with a USB C cable...

    1.   Show previous replies  9 more
    2. Tan3l6

      Tan3l6

      10 minutes ago, WereCat said:

      Are you saying that a bad choice of USB cable can prevent PC from using sleep mode? 

      Cables work in mysterious ways...

      Not going in to details.

    3. Senzelian

      Senzelian

      1 hour ago, Dillpickle23422 said:

      Walked into an autozone and an old guy was demanding a battery for his "2010 Mercury". Didn't know the model, just the brand and year. What good is that?

      Maybe Mercury only made a single car that year 😂

    4. soldier_ph

      soldier_ph

      4 hours ago, Senzelian said:

      "USB C adapter"

      You know, the one with the rectangle.

  15. Senzelian

    Drop your price suggestions for following two b…

    You're gonna go on eBay and find it out for yourself anyway.
  16. Senzelian

    Status Update

    Meanwhile in European countries, which are clearly nowhere near as free as the U.S.:
  17. Senzelian

    Moondrop is making an audiocenteic phone?! Much…

    Aaaaaaaaaand it's dead. Expected software support: 3 months. Also putting two headphone jacks on a phone is audiocentric now? Is having two displays movie-centric then?
  18. Senzelian

    This video has made me hysterical. Send help...…

    Now imagine you open the door shortly before the snake would and it falls directly on you.
  19. Senzelian

    Brightline West has officially started construc…

    Now all you need is a high-speed train to ride on it.
  20. Senzelian

    No more gaming on Windows for me...

    Sorry to hear that.
  21. Senzelian

    Trying to get the game server of an MMORPG that…

    I used to play that crap. You must be at a low point in your life to even speak those words.
  22. Senzelian

    She's so pretty

    CAT!
×