"BRAZZERS"

*Age 12 achieved*

What the hell kinda weird porn have you been watching Vitalius? :P

Hue^3

None. I just venture onto strange parts of the internet from time to time. <:

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Cannot+unsee....+One+does+not+simply+put+a+brazzers+logo_0a8544_3282025.jpg

^SFW

is there a reason as to why my status updates tangent into a complete mess

Yes, because I'm feeling childish :P.

But seriously, yes Summer is arriving post-haste. I'm kind of excited but scared at the same time. Changes are coming for me that I'm not sure I'm happy about.

because red unicorns cant be ridden if you are a purple alien or if you weigh more than sweet elephants

@Vitalius: Huehuehue.

@Luka: Well, yes of course, Anybody knows that you can only ride a red unicorn if you are a cyan alien wearing neon green pyjamas blowing fairy dust out of your toe nails, thus reducing your weight to that of a bitter rhinoceros, which is within weight restrictions for red-unicorn-travel. Duh!