All these goddamn spiders are getting on my nerves, my computer just had a spaz because it fell over and a spider prick just ran across the wall and got inside it the bastard
an just yesterday a big spider crawled up the back of my monitor and perched itself on top and scared the shit out of me!
My sister got bit by one of those Sydney funnel web things and went to hospital on the holidays!
I bet I'm gonna put my hat on and there will be a spider in there too