"peed in the cup like a pro"... Well then.

Drug test.

What kind of job?

Working in a sporting goods and firearm distribution warehouse.

Interesting combination. What will you be doing there?

Perhaps making tennis rackets and high powered sniper rifles?

You simply replace the skeet clays with tennis balls and you've got yourself: Extreme Shotgun Tennis Party Bikini Deathmatch 3

Lol stanvard. It's just receiving shipments, stocking them in the warehouse, taking orders to the shipping area, and shipping them out. I don't have a pre determined spot, I'll be working in pretty much every part of the place.

@FruitCake That's less exciting than I had hoped... :) As long as your boss wants you there like he did during the interview, it shouldn't be too bad.

Yeah. I'd make about 9.50 an hour too, with a raise every 90 dayz for the first year.

o.o $9.50 an hour?! Minimum wage in Canada is 10.25.. I guess shits 1/3 - 1/2 the price in the US tho..

@lolzious minimum wage in US is 7.25

good job silex, make sports good and distribute arms that fire!

@Lolzius In Alberta it's 10.20.

I've been working min. wage in Canada for almost a year and still haven't gotten a raise... :(

@stanvard, get a new job.

@vio I know, it's just weird to think that's a good paying job in the US and an underpaying job in Canada

@Stan hm. everythings worse in Alberta hey? lol jk

@VioDuskar I know, right? I don't currently plan on leaving, but I look around every once and a while.

@Lolzious Shit in Canada's expensive, man. My GTX 980 was $800. :( Alberta's terrible, like actually shit. I don't know why anyone would live there. (other than oil field jobs) Thank god I don't.

Thank you for that wonderful insight into Canadian economy. /notJK

No problem.