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Bhav

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  1. Bhav

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    HOW DO I ALSO BECOME SUCH A GLORIOUS PRINCESS? Meh, I'd have to wax my entire body. I'd rather cover everything but the face up.
  2. r/Iamverysmart material. Well I enjoy and can even play Mozart, Chopin and Joplin and write and compose my own music so I'm cleverer than you! /s.
  3. Bhav

    LGBT community

    Well its only mild and they said there's nothing wrong with it yet, but if it gets worse I'll need a pacemaker. And I can't take meds that can affect the heart like my current ones. They're OK for now, but no dosage increase and I have to change to something else after they figure out a safer alternative.
  4. Bhav

    LGBT community

    My heart is failing, woe is me, I cant continue taking my antidepressants and need to taper them off and try something else. Why cant I just die now?
  5. I went to see the GP this morning for a bunch of test results that I needed to have before increasing the dosage on my antidepressants. Good news - all my blood tests are normal, no kidney, liver or diabeetus issues. Bad news - my first ECG revealed I have mild atrioventricular dyssynchrony. This means I can't increase my dosage and need to change my current antidepressant to something else Its not a serious heart problem and I don't even have any tellable symptoms, but if it gets up to moderate or severe it can cause heart failure which means blood will no longer get everywhere and I would need a resynchronization device. This may or may not be due to my recent weight gains, and I'm still waiting for my house to finish before I can move out to do anything about my diet because my retard parents won't stop buying pizzas cakes and crisps for me.
  6. Bhav

    LGBT community

    Welp, no one wants to join my Incel club
  7. Are there any other incels (involuntary celibates) here or am I the only forever alone hideous cretin amongst us? (Idea from discovering Incel subreddits).
  8. What, pickles are meant to be crispy? Way to ruin a perfectly good cucumber.
  9. Bhav

    LGBT community

    Well I'm only 5'8" and my retard family thinks I'm tall and ask me to reach for all the things. I stopped doing so a long time ago and verbally abuse anyone that calls me tall now.
  10. Don't think it's even humanely possible to do all that from your mouth at the same time.
  11. Did you know that oxygen causes iron to rust? Just imagine what it's doing to your lungs!
  12. The hell, did I just find my long lost twin?
  13. Sorry for the nipple, I don't know what clothes are:
  14. Bhav

    LGBT community

    Still they might want to move to West Yorkshire.
  15. Bhav

    LGBT community

    Hey you could move to my new street in Dewsbury! http://www.harronhomes.com/find-a-home/west-yorkshire/amberwood-chase/home-styles/ Its a short distance from Leeds, Wakefield and Huddersfield, and a train or double bus route from Manchester! Also in a rural spot surrounded by lovely farms. And there's one last cheap house like mine available: Poor peoples house But that ones hard to get - needs based, connection to the area, only way I got one was by getting my council to give me an urgent need for housing assessment and disabilities. Otherwise you have to compete with single mothers who usually always win.
  16. Sad that both Avicii and Verne Troyer died, but meanwhile 'Destiny's Failed Abortion' returns for attention after Beychella: https://www.hotnewhiphop.com/ex-destinys-child-member-farrah-franklin-wants-in-on-future-reunions-news.48370.html?_amp She's so delusional to the point she thinks she even has fans. Can we have swapsies please Mr. Grim Reaper?
  17. Nah, its the fine art and hobby of owning too many time telling devices.
  18. Bhav

    LGBT community

    Do you need new glasses?
  19. Bhav

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    Did you not see this posted earlier? https://m.imgur.com/a/l8R7D6H
  20. Bhav

    LGBT community

    I've accepted my single till I die fate. My face terrifies everyone.
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