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first take three backsteps from your computer, then turn 90 degrees, if you see a window, that means you're going to have to stick to Windows. If not, then that means you have to install gentoo. But first you have to head to not your nearest Subway, but second nearest, order a sub of your tastes, sit down and eat it. Enjoy it while its still not fully eaten then realize it's nothing but electrical impluses in your head creating that amazing taste and the very reality you're in. Then head to the bathroom and put some shades on and look at the mirror and say "Woah" 8 times, then sprint out to your house without stopping and go back to your room. Take 5 deep inhales and jump out that very window you turned torwards to and hope you survive, if you did, congratulations, if not, try again.

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