TheSven

Well we bought a new mouse for the family laptop and we had it plugged in and it was working, but my brother plays KSP in the living room and doesn't reconnect any cables when he outs it back on the desk. So the next day, Dad comes in turns on the laptop, boots to desktop and wiggles the mouse (not the trackpad). He shouts "Oi, come here, this may use isn't working" so I go and have a look, he demonstrates and I just look and say "it's not plugged in" and I don't why but I have never laughed so hard in my life.

RIP Headphone users

Looking to buy a GTX 970. I would like it as quiet as possible. The choices are:
 
Reference: http://www.overclockers.co.uk/showproduct.php?prodid=GX-205-OK&groupid=701&catid=1914
 
EVGA w/ ACX 2.0: https://www.evga.com/Products/Product.aspx?pn=04G-P4-2972-KR
 
Gigabyte G.1 Windforce: http://www.gigabyte.com/products/product-page.aspx?pid=5209#ov
 
MSI Gaming 4G: http://uk.msi.com/product/vga/GTX-970-GAMING-4G.html#hero-overview
 
Asus Strix: http://www.asus.com/uk/Graphics_Cards/STRIXGTX970DC2OC4GD5/
 
Thank you.

Using Torrent will never get caught
(Though i havent seen it too)

Not really, the graphics are a bit sh*t and on the 2nd one there is one 80mm fan? And the PSUs are probably some weird OEM that no ones ever heard of.

Not related but your profile pic is baoss! (Of the EA servers)

LOL I was going to use a mATX board but the GPU s needed to be short, if I went with the 970 I would go full ATX.

Title pretty much says it all, which config would provide better performance at 2560x1440, dual 285 or a single 970. Thanks.