My brain becomes an Intel 8080 when I try flirting with girls

But when flirting with guys it becomes a Threadripper 2990WX

owo

So during the day, it's fast and hot, at night it's much faster and cooler, and when talking to girls it's way too hot and fast?

forgot one:

reading a tax form:

Oh my god

weren't you talking to some girl once?

lolno