Too many things line up for the universe to ignore my winning this phone.
1. Orange is the best color that eyeballs can receive. Most notably mine.
5. Linus, his techtips, media group, employees and growing family are the unifying field of youtube and technology.
2. Sony makes some of the finest electronic devices on Terra Firma and I miss having more (down to Vita only).
G. I am a Van Winkle beard in to needing a phone upgrade... waaaaa, stuck in samsungonia.
½. The loopback of love will be visited on YOUR head since my explosion of a social life will make your logo on my phone the talk of the town.
∞. C'mon, it's me.
It would be mighty presumptuous to question the will of the universe.
