viewing my profile?!!??!?!?!?

I did visit your profile, yes.

Whether I am real or not is up to you to decide.

oh god

r u real or not

http://www.strawpoll.me/12403839

I can't just reveal the answer, that would be far too easy.

Is colonel Mortis a real life space alien morphing lizard who learned basic coding & is now working for the CIA disguised as a human moderator on the Linus Tech tips forum , who  eats his raw spaghetti on full moon nights on the roof too of the empire state building? I'm not sure, But if You had, One opportunity, One shot, to seize everything you every wanted , would you capture it , or you let it slip? Because His palms arent sweaty, knees leaks , arms are heavy , there's vomit in his sweater already..

You know this^^ wont sound as weird if you read it in Morgan freeman's voice