Soo... Scored a Asus R510c laptop for 5$! Works 100%, all I had to do was slip in an SSD and some more RAM I already had (which wasn't necessary, I just wanted to). So I've got a 2.5ghz i5 with hyperthreading, 8GB of RAM, Intel HD 4000 graphics (fine for what I need in a laptop) and a 120GB SSD all in a nice slim little laptop. It is so quiet and runs so cool. I'm so fucking happy right now!!!