WANTED: Medical crew members

[saya_kucing]

Rescue and Emergency Distress Service

 

Are you a team-player interested in aiding UOLTT members in a medical capacity?

Can you see yourself as part of a multi-ship division with advancement opportunities?

 

If so, please contact saya_kucing for details!

 

We're currently seeking medical officers to run and maintain across several Cutlass Red models, offering assistance to all members of UOLTT and her allies.

 

Applicants must be prepared to work in hazardous situations and in conjunction with UOLTT militia and police units.

 

Positions available currently include:

-Pilot

-Navigator/Inventory Manager

-First Aid Officer

 

Cutlass Red owners will be highly regarded, however no pre-requisites are required outside of the base game.

 

Pirates need not apply.

 

For humanity,

R.E.D.S.

[Wander Away]

*raises hand* Ill be first aid Officer

[rentaspoon]

Er.. What do you need medical personnel for?

[LeightonPC]

Eww, A group just full of Cutlasses. 

[rentaspoon]

Eww, A group just full of Cutlasses.

You sir are a ship racist!

[Ketchupninja]

I have the Cutlass Red I would enjoy helping if you can pry me off my starfarer. I'm going to make babies with that thing. but its in my hangar if you need it.

[Corwin111]

I personally intend on causing injuries in SC rather than treating them but, if I need patching up, it's good to know that we will have a medical corps watching our backs.

[saya_kucing]

I personally intend on causing injuries in SC rather than treating them but, if I need patching up, it's good to know that we will have a medical corps watching our backs.

 

Thank you, Corwin111.

 

There has been mention from the game developers that Cutlass Red models will provide much-needed support in the case of inter-affiliate conflict as well as conflicts regarding the Vanduul Swarm.

 

I believe that a medical core will provide critical assistance in such situations - in addition to unifying UOLTT through morale, and enabling us a reputation of goodwill to other organisations.

[rentaspoon]

I do intended on being a combat medic, I don't intend on joining the group, good luck

[Grrizz]

I do intended on being a combat medic, I don't intend on joining the group, good luck

Combat medic... thats very sadistic of you, hurt people, patch them up and hurt them some more

[rentaspoon]

Combat medic... thats very sadistic of you, hurt people, patch them up and hurt them some more

That was mean, just be wary of the medic with the shotgun behind you... [emoji14]

-bang- "woops, my finger slipped, you want me to patch you up? Say sorry first... OK, here you go its 315UEC up front, I'll just process the payment... OK done, aww you died. Never mind I just charge you an extra 1000, I'll be back my defib is in my other bag"

[Grrizz]

That was mean, just be wary of the medic with the shotgun behind you... [emoji14]

-bang- "woops, my finger slipped, you want me to patch you up? Say sorry first... OK, here you go its 315UEC up front, I'll just process the payment... OK done, aww you died. Never mind I just charge you an extra 1000, I'll be back my defib is in my other bag"

...I'll bear that in mind... thanks for the heads up...

[rentaspoon]

...I'll bear that in mind... thanks for the heads up...

I just want to be on the front line with my comrades

[Wauthar]

I do intended on being a combat medic, I don't intend on joining the group, good luck

Being a combat medic, will you change your name to Frank DuFresne, convert to being a pacifier and lose your mind multiple times before finding it back, only to find out that your 'friends' have never noticed that you were gone for several months?

(wow, the amount of references, it hertz http://rvb.wikia.com/wiki/Frank_DuFresne)

 

[rentaspoon]

Being a combat medic, will you change your name to Frank DuFresne

No its to hard to pronounce...

Maybe Josef Heilburger

[drewjn]

Here I thought someone was buying an endeavor. That would require a team of doctors with a cutlass red or two as ambulances.

I will get a crucible so I will be running rescue, repair and towing.