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Now Dell isnt loved by everyone but one man took his hatred to a new level. The computer was on its last legs, it needed a motherboard transplant but no donors were available. Tensions mounted and soon Lucas Hinch couldnt handle it.

 

 

At 6:55AM neighbors reported that Lucas lobbed his rig outside and fired 8 9mm shots into the side of the pc case. 

 

It appears that this time, the blue screen actually led to a sad and lonely death. 

 

Emergency services found no pulse on the desktop and its death was marked shortly there after.

 

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Lucas is now being charged with discharging his weapon within city limits without a suitable reason.

 

Lucas admitted he was at fault but he didnt know that he was breaking the law.

 

The level of the penalty will be determined by a judge.

 

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http://www.9news.com/story/news/crime/2015/04/21/man-kills-computer/26131191/

 

http://www.sfgate.com/news/crime/article/Colorado-Springs-man-cited-for-murdering-computer-6213850.php

 

http://www.krdo.com/news/Colorado-Springs-man-cited-for-killing-computer/32479648

 

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Y U MAKE CLICKBAIT HEADLINE

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Just because it has a computer in it doesn't make it tech news. Moving to OT.

Not to be rude but you guys were completely fine with this sort of stuff last year.

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I love this, I was laughing so hard in my head.

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Not to be rude but you guys were completely fine with this sort of stuff last year.

Since this is OT, I think I can put this here as a response.

 

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*sees clickbait title*

*clicks*

*is disappointed*

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I have that exact PC... 2gb DDR2.. 1.8ghz core 2 duo.

All he needed was an SSD and RAM upgrade >.>

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Y U MAKE CLICKBAIT HEADLINE

 

*sees clickbait title*

*clicks*

*is disappointed*

have my past threads taught you nothing

cpu: intel i5 4670k @ 4.5ghz Ram: G skill ares 2x4gb 2166mhz cl10 Gpu: GTX 680 liquid cooled cpu cooler: Raijintek ereboss Mobo: gigabyte z87x ud5h psu: cm gx650 bronze Case: Zalman Z9 plus


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Cpu: intel i7 4770k @ 4.2ghz Ram: G skill  ripjaws 2x4gb Gpu: nvidia gtx 970 cpu cooler: akasa venom voodoo Mobo: G1.Sniper Z6 Psu: XFX proseries 650w Case: Zalman H1

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have my past threads taught you nothing

 

But I was actually expecting a man to be charged with destroying some huge super computer or something. Ha

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I thought for a second it said "He fired 89mm shots"

Jesus that would be scary

Now how would that go, Lucas was fed up of little jimmy calling him fat on the internet so he lobbed the rig outside dusted off the old t28 and blew his bloomin brains out

cpu: intel i5 4670k @ 4.5ghz Ram: G skill ares 2x4gb 2166mhz cl10 Gpu: GTX 680 liquid cooled cpu cooler: Raijintek ereboss Mobo: gigabyte z87x ud5h psu: cm gx650 bronze Case: Zalman Z9 plus


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Cpu: intel i7 4770k @ 4.2ghz Ram: G skill  ripjaws 2x4gb Gpu: nvidia gtx 970 cpu cooler: akasa venom voodoo Mobo: G1.Sniper Z6 Psu: XFX proseries 650w Case: Zalman H1

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That's almost exactly how I got rid of my last PC, except I used a Mosin Nagant rifle to destroy it.

 

It was an HP, it had it coming.

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I hope he gets THE DEATH PENALTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Just because it has a computer in it doesn't make it tech news. Moving to OT.

 

What about these threads mate:

 

 
 
 
 
They're not of any importance really and could have been put in other sections.
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hey now, lets stay on topic even if its off topic so in a way its kinder on topic. Back to the point thats probably something you want to pm to the mod team

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Cpu: intel i7 4770k @ 4.2ghz Ram: G skill  ripjaws 2x4gb Gpu: nvidia gtx 970 cpu cooler: akasa venom voodoo Mobo: G1.Sniper Z6 Psu: XFX proseries 650w Case: Zalman H1

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Defiantly a better read than all the grand theft auto garbage being tossed around here as news.

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Nice to see the computer actually stopped some of the bullets.

If this man didn't know he was breaking the law by firing his gun in this manner, i don't think he deserves the "right" to own a gun.

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RIP

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seemed like a click bait, but it did give a few laughs.  :lol:

 

and yeah, I'd agree in a general discussion subforum.hehe

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RIP Dell Optiplex Whenever he bought it-2015

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