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Ratchet Miles
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My mom came in and gave me a Monster Unleaded Monster wondering what flavor it was, so she told me to crack it open and taste it. It tastes like regular Monster, and I was like "The fuck? It tastes like regular Monster.". So, I looked at the back of the can, and it said in bold letters, 0 caffeine. I was so excited, because I love to drink this shit, but I don't like the effects of caffeine.

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Man, I'm on the edge of my seat. Total roller coaster :)

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I don't think it's the caffine you should be worried about in Monster.

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Guess I didn't realize that I typed in Facebook.com instead of Linustechtips.com

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I don't think it's the caffine you should be worried about in Monster.

I know they have their "energy blend" still, but I am not feeling nearly as jittery and crappy as I did with regular Monster.

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Guess I didn't realize that I typed in Facebook.com instead of Linustechtips.com

Wot.

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Wot.

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Pretty sure it's just citrus soda at that point.

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Pretty sure it's just citrus soda at that point.

Whatever it is, I want a warehouse of it.

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Whatever it is, I want a warehouse of it.

If it lets me enjoy the taste of Monster without the effects of caffeine, then fuck yeah, i want it.

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My mom came in and gave me a Monster Unleaded Monster wondering what flavor it was, so she told me to crack it open and taste it. It tastes like regular Monster, and I was like "The fuck? It tastes like regular Monster.". So, I looked at the back of the can, and it said in bold letters, 0 caffeine. I was so excited, because I love to drink this shit, but I don't like the effects of caffeine.

Is there Taurine and shit like that in it still tho?

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Inb4 health freaks and fanatics 'hurrr still bad for you, I drink water and biological tea' (I know tea is biological always but this is to make them seem like bigger pricks)

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I'll stay with my beloved Dr Pepper and juices. And Coke™ of course. I must say in Monster's defence though, that the taste is much better than the generic energy drinks. In Finland we have ED, which is better imo.

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Inb4 health freaks and fanatics 'hurrr still bad for you, I drink water and biological tea' (I know tea is biological always but this is to make them seem like bigger pricks)

When people tell me Monster is bad for me, I already know it's bad for me. I just love it. If you worked hard, anything can be bad for you.

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An energy drink without caffeine?.. What's the point?

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