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How do I sneak a pizza into a Cinema (Movie Theater)

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Hey guys,

 

I normally end up pretty hungry at late movie screenings and end up having to rapidly eat my pizza before or after a movie so I'm not back too late. But I want to try to sneak in a pizza.

 

Equipment

 

- Satchel Bag

- Tupperware containers

- Backpack

 

The cinema is Cineworld by the way. If it's relevant.

 

So how would oneself sneak in a Pizza?

 

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Eat it, then sneak it in.

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Tupperware or a ziplock bag. Don't forget your soda, make sure it's not cans, people look around funny when they hear that distinctive SNAP of a can opening lol

 

Inb4 some anti-piracy person comes along and tells us how horrible we are for wanting to be able to eat when we've already paid for the movie we are watching.

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Sit all the way at the top, eat it

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tape the pizza around your feet and wear them as socks, for that  extra cheesy taste...

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Eat it, then sneak it in.

 

Re-read the post.

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Some theaters don't have monitored exits, have someone wait outside of the correct theater room terminal and open the door for them. You also don't have to buy them a ticket, or buy an extra and hand it to them there if tickets are checked.

otherwise bring friends with a purse or cargo pants.

depending on how much you buy, if you don't have cargo pants it might be cheaper to go buy a pair AND smuggle in food. Concessions stands are legal robbery.

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Tupperware or a ziplock bag. Don't forget your soda, make sure it's not cans, people look around funny when they hear that distinctive SNAP of a can opening lol

 

Inb4 some anti-piracy person comes along and tells us how horrible we are for wanting to be able to eat when we've already paid for the movie we are watching.

 

So how would I put them in a tupperware? How would I put in multiple slices without toppings falling off?

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Wear strong parfume, covers up the pizza smell and makes it less obvious, smelling pizza during a movie can be weird.

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So how would I put them in a tupperware? How would I put in multiple slices without toppings falling off?

Just stack them with plastic wrap between each layer.
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So how would I put them in a tupperware? How would I put in multiple slices without toppings falling off?

I hate to say it, but you'd have to let it cool down to the point that couldn't happen.

 

Just stack them with plastic wrap between each layer.

 

Wax paper, not plastic wrap. Plastic wrap would stick.

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Wear strong parfume, covers up the pizza smell and makes it less obvious, smelling pizza during a movie can be weird.

 

I'd sit far away from people so that pizza smell doesn't lead to snitching

 

yolo rush in w the pizza.

 

Wouldn't work

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I'd sit far away from people so that pizza smell doesn't lead to snitching

 

 

Wouldn't work

Snitches get stiches in the parking lot.

 

 

Or a knife in their tires and keys in their paint.

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I hate to say it, but you'd have to let it cool down to the point that couldn't happen.

 
 

Wax paper, not plastic wrap.

Cold pizza tastes awesome...but then I've never had pizza that wasn't made from raw ingredients at home.

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Re-read the post.

Again, eat it and sneak it in. :P

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Cold pizza tastes awesome...but then I've never had pizza that wasn't made from raw ingredients at home.

Oh.... Well I'm thinking like pizza hutt and shit lol

 

Again, eat it and sneak it in.  :P

 

Then throw it back up, and eat it again....all the japanese chicks do it kenny

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So how would I put them in a tupperware? How would I put in multiple slices without toppings falling off?

You take two slices and set them against eachother face down. like a sandwich

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Again, eat it and sneak it in. :P

 

So I'd eat part of it so there is a lighter load?

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So I'd eat part of it so there is a lighter load?

I dunno. I was being a smartass. :P

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I dunno. I was being a smartass. :P

To make up for your smartassery - You have to come up with another idea.

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To make up for your smartassery - You have to come up with another idea.

Cut it up and put it in a gallon-size plastic bag. Not that I've done that...

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