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Ubisoft wants to make an kid friendly Assassin's Creed spin off

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Already exists, Mirror's edge.

Someone told Luke and Linus at CES 2017 to "Unban the legend known as Jerakl" and that's about all I've got going for me. (It didn't work)

 

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The depth of UIbisoft's hole is over 9000.... meters.

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omg i have it insted of going around backstabing people and what not youll insted have to go around and give people hugs and candy to defeat them.. and depending on what candy you give them is depending on how much "dmg" you do to them to defeat them.. genius i love... :P

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Im laughing so hard.

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Maybe they should stick to making a working game before worrying about spin offs.

 

 

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Assassin's Creed: Rugrats.

The stone cannot know why the chisel cleaves it; the iron cannot know why the fire scorches it. When thy life is cleft and scorched, when death and despair leap at thee, beat not thy breast and curse thy evil fate, but thank the Builder for the trials that shape thee.
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dear ubisoft...

I don't think that kids now days are using 2000$/€/£ pc systems to be able to run your game anyway ... so why ?

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Can we get Halo for kids & Call of Duty for kids too! Would be great to play both with my little brother but the big boy ones are too gorey for me

Kinda already have it for cod aw they put in paintball mode so if u turn it on your just shooting paintballs and there is no blood when u kill someone.

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Good, so they gonna waste one year making game for kiddies (i hate kids). That means that they gonna bring one less failed game in 2015 for gamers (15+).

Probably they should completely focus on kids and leave us alone, we dont need their toilet titles. (thats where they belong because what they produce is conected to toilet a lot)

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do you know what your profile pic mean ?

 

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lol ubisoft is good for one thing, making me laugh.

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"Hey kid! want to play a game where you are an assassin?"

 

"Whats an assassin, mister?"

 

"Its someone who kills other people, timmy"

 

"Yay!"

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  • 2 months later...

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it's a kannada language letter "ttha"  (ṭha) , i know this because it's my mother tongue  

http://codepoints.net/U+0CA0

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kannada_alphabet#Structured_consonants

 

 

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This is just such a stupid idea.

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They should just do what Croteam did in Serious Sam.

Blood options: Gore, Flowers, Kids

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