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So Goeff Keighley is doing an award show and Ubisoft Montreal is nominated as Dev of the Year....No joke

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So apparently the diggin is far from done and Ubi thinks they can still sell you shit and call it a gourmet plate of "deconstructed post-digestion delicatessen" and wants to buy an award or is at least trying.....yeah this is a thing:
 
http://thegameawards.com/nominees/
 
As the title say they even got Goeff Keighley on board with this travesty: 
 

The host of “GameTrailers TV,” and former regular on gaming network G4, Keighley wants the event to acknowledge the place of videogames at the center of modern entertainment and culture — and make it available to a far larger audience.

 

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So that is of course a thing, but wait that is not all because Assassin's Creed Unity is nominated as Best Action/Adventure game of the year too, Why? Because F you that's why apparently. 

Sauce:  http://thegameawards.com/
http://variety.com/2014/digital/news/videogame-industry-rallies-around-first-game-awards-exclusive-1201352339/

 

Update: If you go to the Jury and "Advisors" Section you can find no other than Yves Guillemot himself (Ubi's CEO) with a shit-eating smile

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So yeah that tells you how legit this fucking thing is already before it even starts

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xD what a fucking joke

 

 

The host of “GameTrailers TV,” and former regular on gaming network G4, Keighley wants the event to acknowledge the place of videogames at the center of modern entertainment and culture — and make it available to a far larger audience.

 

So they want main stream media and society to take games seriously and will therefore show off a dev that is a total joke?

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HOW does Ubisoft get nominated against the likes of Nintendo and Blizzard...

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EA > Ubisoft.

I nominate Ubisoft for Worst Company of Murica.

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no shit they are, the show is largely sponsored by publishers and devs, why do you think there's a category for "best remaster" the thing is to see if that also makes the jury biased, if anyone that isn't ubi wins that then its heavily biased, personaly nintendo should win that, they killed it this year

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I'm about to make an account on that website so I can leave a comment telling them how shit they are.

 

I nominate Ubisoft for the best cock sucking company of the year!

 

Better than a $10,000 a night escort.

 

 

Edit: oh...no comments. If this is going to be a live event we need PC gamers everywhere to get tickets and boo ubisoft off stage. We also need to take the list of their "jury" and let everyone know that these people are not to be trusted.

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Guys, I'm pretty sure its the publisher thats causing all these problems. Ubisoft Montreal is the developer and they've done all they can with their shitty publisher. Sucks that their chained down to Ubisoft.

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Well Ubi's CEO is on the advisory board. Still being nominated and winning are different things entirely. If they win then something is seriously wrong with the judges voting.

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Guys, I'm pretty sure its the publisher thats causing all these problems. Ubisoft Montreal is the developer and they've done all they can with their shitty publisher. Sucks that their chained down to Ubisoft.

Every member of the Dev staff could out their bullshit with recordings or testimonials. Granted they would get fired, but is Ubisoft really going to fire its entire Dev team for telling the truth?

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Well Ubi's CEO is on the advisory board. Still being nominated and winning are different things entirely. If they win then something is seriously wrong with the judges voting.

 

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Goeff Keighley has always been a joke to me. Seems like he is still trying to be relevant.

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EVERYONE. Go on their facebook and leave comments about how this "awards show" is complete bullshit.

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EVERYONE. Go on their facebook and leave comments about how this "awards show" is complete bullshit.

 

It's an awards show of course it's complete bullshit. Why would you expect any different? ALL award shows no matter what they're for are complete bullshit. They're all flash and no substance.

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It's an awards show of course it's complete bullshit. Why would you expect any different? ALL award shows no matter what they're for are complete bullshit. They're all flash and no substance.

Very very true, however this is just obvious and blatant bullshit, and it's an opportunity for us to call them out on it. Even if the console peasants they cater to are generally too stupid to notice.

 

https://www.facebook.com/thegameawards

 

Blow that shit up with comments. Even if the best we can accomplish is pissing them off.

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Not surprising at all...Remember how golden joystick awards nominated Anita S as "Gaming personality of the year"

These awards shows are getting pretty irrelevant  just like those gaming review sites...

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EA > Ubisoft.

I nominate Ubisoft for Worst Company of Murica.

 

That would be hard, considering Ubisoft are French.

 

The only thing stopping them from getting the golden shit award.

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Real game of the year nominees. 

 

Dark Souls 2, Mario Kart 8 (which is hardly revolutionary but at least most people love it), Bayonetta 2, and just because most games are total trash this year, Shadows of Mordor which would be an above average game in a good year, but looks like a damn masterpiece this year. I returned Dragon's Age Inquisition for a full refund. Over hyped, laughable controls, and Bioware can't come close to writing a good story anymore. Stick a fork in them because they are done.  If I wanted to play a single player MMO with boring quests and a weak story, I would just play a real MMO. Freakin leveling a character in SWTOR was more fun than that game. A MMO having better story lines and probably quests that were more fun, than a Triple A mostly single player game is downright pathetic. 

 

This is simply the worst year for video games I can remember. Without Dark Souls 2, old games/multiplayer games on my PC, and Wii U? I wouldn't want to game at all. People that just have a next  gen console must hate gaming atm and their best titles are freakin re releases. 

 

Far Cry 3.5 is better than some of the games out, but nothing revolutionary. Also the PC port is absolute garbage with stutter up the wazoo. 

 

The sad thing is, there isn't much to look forward to from the triple A's. I know Mass Effect 4 will suck, and the only two games that have a chance at being good are Witcher 3 and Batman and those come out next year. Other than that? Free to play games like Unreal or that shooter from Blizzard look more promising. After BF4 does anyone really expect Battlefront to be great? 

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Real game of the year nominees. 

 

Dark Souls 2, Mario Kart 8 (which is hardly revolutionary but at least most people love it), Bayonetta 2, and just because most games are total trash this year, Shadows of Mordor which would be an above average game in a good year, but looks like a damn masterpiece this year. I returned Dragon's Age Inquisition for a full refund. Over hyped, laughable controls, and Bioware can't come close to writing a good story anymore. Stick a fork in them because they are done.  If I wanted to play a single player MMO with boring quests and a weak story, I would just play a real MMO. Freakin leveling a character in SWTOR was more fun than that game. A MMO having better story lines and probably quests that were more fun, than a Triple A mostly single player game is downright pathetic. 

 

This is simply the worst year for video games I can remember. Without Dark Souls 2, old games/multiplayer games on my PC, and Wii U? I wouldn't want to game at all. People that just have a next  gen console must hate gaming atm and their best titles are freakin re releases. 

 

Far Cry 3.5 is better than some of the games out, but nothing revolutionary. Also the PC port is absolute garbage with stutter up the wazoo. 

 

The sad thing is, there isn't much to look forward to from the triple A's. I know Mass Effect 4 will suck, and the only two games that have a chance at being good are Witcher 3 and Batman and those come out next year. Other than that? Free to play games like Unreal or that shooter from Blizzard look more promising. After BF4 does anyone really expect Battlefront to be great? 

 

Not AAA but you forgot Star Citizen

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Next up: Kim Jong Un being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. And then we all die from brain bleeding...

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Not AAA but you forgot Star Citizen

 

True. Looking forward to that as well.

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