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I Am Bread, the bread simulator you've been waiting for

Rafy
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Brought to you by Bossa Studios, the same developer that made Surgeon Simulator.

 

As you can see in this video, you are a slice of bread and your mission is to get toasted, literally.

You can hump pans and have a nice bath in the washing machine. This game looks like Octodad meet Goat Simulator.

 

Lulz guaranteed!

 

EDIT: No platforms have been announced at this point.

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YES!

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Awww yisss....

 

 

IGN: 10/10 It was ok.

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oh my gawd

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Not realistic :(

 

Wake me up when a real bread simulator comes along

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Okay, I know, I get it, it suppose to be funny.

 

But I personally think companies that make these stupid simulators should burn in hell along with ubisoft.

 

What ever floats your boat I guess.

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Not realistic :(

 

Wake me up when a real bread simulator comes along

DOUGH SIMULATOR ANYONE?

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DOUGH SIMULATOR ANYONE?

 

Wheat simulator

 

But really I want to be a real loaf of bread, perhaps being the last slice (before the end crust) and slowly your friends get eaten before you

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There is a special circle in hell for people who dwell in irony way too much.

The stone cannot know why the chisel cleaves it; the iron cannot know why the fire scorches it. When thy life is cleft and scorched, when death and despair leap at thee, beat not thy breast and curse thy evil fate, but thank the Builder for the trials that shape thee.
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Its  :o Deliciously beautiful  :huh: and fantasticly Bread  :blink: !

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Awww yisss....

 

 

IGN: 10/10 It was ok.

 

*IGN: 2/10 They didn't pay us enough ;)

OT though: I will probably never play it myself, but I will buy this in christmas gifts if it comes out somewhere close to that ;) Just like I did with Bad Rats...

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*IGN: 2/10 They didn't pay us enough ;)

OT though: I probably personally never play it, but I will buy this in christmas gifts if it comes out somewhere close to that ;) Just like I did with Bad Rats...

Come on, this is bound to be better than bad rats!

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Being scammed for a joke whilst knowing you are being scammed and playing along with a joke is still being scammed.

 

These dumb "ironic" simulators need to die a pit of radioactivity.

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Eh...the chantard side of me wants to go 11/10 and spazz like it's the best thing ever. The sensible side of me wants this trend to end and have studios who make PC games actually make good ones instead of half assed simulators, retro pandering and "artistic" games that barely classify as a game. We game on the most powerful platform and it's the console gamer getting games that are too taxing for their system while we get table scraps.

 

 

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Being scammed for a joke whilst knowing you are being scammed and playing along with a joke is still being scammed.

 

These dumb "ironic" simulators need to die a pit of radioactivity.

 

There is no price mentioned, but I doubt it costs much. If you install the game and have an hours worth of fun, you aren't being scammed. A scam can only be a scam if you do not get what you were promised. 

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So does anyone actually enjoy these games????????

'Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.'

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So does anyone actually enjoy these games????????

I enjoyed Goat simulator for like, 20 hours. It was totally worth the 20 dollars I paid for it. I've gotten less enjoyment and spent more on triple A titles. 

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The perfect game to play on my toaster! :D

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