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Gaben worship is getting out of hand

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Gaben is love, Gaben is life.

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Have you seen the GabeN flashlight for Left4Dead 2?

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Hmm I should buy these and stick em in a friends house so that whenever he plays consoles Gaben will look down on him.

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There is no such thing as too much Gaben worship. Our lord and savior will come down from on high, and smite thee with his holy crowbar, in thine mercy.

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Heil gaben!

OMG 5 more posts brah

5k post hype

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Hail Origin!

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I was only 9 years old, I loved GabeN so much, I bought all of his games and DLC.

I pray to GabeN every night thanking him for all the sales I've been given.

GabeN is love I say, GabeN is life.

Ubisoft overhears me and calls me a faggot elitist.

I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Valve and GabeN.

I told them they aren't loyal to their customers.

He takes all of my DLC and sends me to go to sleep.

I'm crying now, and my wallet is full.

I lay in bed and it gets really hot.

A cold wind moved towards me.

I feel something touch me.

It's GabeN!

I am so happy!

He whispers in to my ear "This is the Summer Sale, my friend.''

He grabs my wallet with his powerful and amazing hands.

I'm ready.

I open my wallet for GabeN.

He takes all of my money.

All of them barely fit in his pocket but I tuck it in for GabeN.

I can hear the my wallet cry as I bought all of these games.

I download all of the games.

I want to satisfy GabeN.

My master PC roars as I turn on Half Life 3.

Ubisoft walks in.

GabeN looks him straight in the eyes and says ''Peasant.''

GabeN leaves through the windows.

GabeN is love, GabeN is life.

That was weird man..

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I'd choose Uplay over Steam if they keep this Gaben crap up. 

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I'd choose Uplay over Steam if they keep this Gaben crap up. 

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No you won't.

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No you won't.

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I choose Origin over Steam already...

 

Good luck playing...like 10 games

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I choose Origin over Steam already...

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this board is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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I want these to put on my airsoft m4

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There is no such thing as too much Gaben worship. Our lord and savior will come down from on high, and smite thee with his holy crowbar, in thine mercy.

Dude, that's Gordon Freeman.

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gaben


The building blocks of shushi are:

Shushi meat, peaches, and guacamole

 

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Dude, that's Gordon Freeman.

made by valve, for a game series that defined them, and is considered the symbol of valve still, while the crowbar is the symbol of that game

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correction: gaben worship is never too much, nor can it ever be taken too far. gaben is our savior and prophet, everything we could possibly do is not enough or too far.

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