Whats the closest you've been to death

[SirNumbers]

When I was 8 my 2 of my cousins thought it would be funny (Atleast I dont remember why it was) to grab my hands and legs and hang me of a building in manhatten (NYC), I still have the image of looking straight down burned into my head.

 

 

[Bloodyvalley]

I fell off my bike. It was terrible, I thought I was going to die.

 

 

for real though once I peed on a snake in the forest. didn't realise it until I saw something moving really fast. Thankfully it was a friendly snake and it just got scared I suppose. I was peeing on a bunch of plants (well it's a fucking forest, you know what I mean)

[NInety]

I fell off the slide on the playground when I was 7.

[Guest Kloaked]

Before you edited, you said something about apologizing for your grammar in the title.

 

 

You should also reread your post.

[seabass9990]

my sister trying to use me as a floaty and almost drowning me, coughed up water for a good minute

[Akolyte]

I was hiking on a giant mountain with my friends, I slipped and almost fell off the side of the mountain!  but there was a tree and it smacked right against my balls stopping me from falling.  I was in such panic I didn't feel anything, but I got a massive cut in my leg too, I lived though  thanks to the spiky tree smacking my balls with my legs on either side of it I thank it for saving my life.  

 

I might not be able to have children ever, but at least I'm alive lol. 

[acidydragon]

I got into a car accident that totaled my car...

 

That's how extreme I am...

 

I repelled off of a 400 ft building... But I was in proper rigging for it.

[Vacsol]

Concussion from being at a skate park with no helmet, turning to avoid a scooter kid, slipping over a quarter pipe and hitting my head on the concrete

blinded in one eye, other eye was nearly swollen shut. couldn't walk or talk properly

face covered in blood

 

hospital for a day, puking up all the jalapeno beef jerky I ate prior to my fall.

I still can't bring myself to eat that stuff after tasting it a second time

 

I had trouble with balance and concentration for a couple weeks, but I'm fine now.

[Levent]

i almost drowned when i was 9 and 2 years ago i almost rolled over my dads car without my seatbelts on ESP saved my life

[SeanBond]

Fell face first out of a tree the day before I turned 7. Scaled myself of a sharp branch. Nearly removed half the skin on the top of my head. Unfortunately I didn't get to see but my mom said my skull was whiter than milk. This skin didn't come off. it just turned into a flap on my head.  Almost bled out and passed out on the way to the hospital.I do remember them sticking 7 needles in my head when I was there before stapling me up. Got a bunch of staples. Good as new in a 2 weeks.

[WinNut]

I was in a bus in Jamaica and the bus was 1 inch away from falling off a 1K foot drop.

[Imaginaerum]

I was one step away from a rattlesnake but it didn't look ready to bite, just annoyed I woke it up.

[Flyguygamer]

Flying near convective activity.

[Vacsol]

i almost drowned when i was 9 and 2 years ago i almost rolled over my dads car without my seatbelts on ESP saved my life

I read that as "I almost drowned when I was 9 two years ago"

[SirNumbers]

Before you edited, you said something about apologizing for your grammar in the title.

 

 

You should also reread your post.

Fuck you, I'm 'Murican

 

 

 

 

I'M SORRY

[Unhelpful]

Skiing and I went of a 25-ft ramp straight towards a tree. Turned out of the way and hit it with my ski instead of my head.

 

I was riding my friends quad/4-wheeler around his back yard and went straight towards a 121 ft hill. Breaks broke turning locked up. Jumped off 28 ft down but the 4 wheeler took a 150ft chain attacked to a car to get out.

 

A friend of mine almost burned my neighborhood down. While I was right next to him. (our neighborhood is in/intertwined with forests)

 

I was driving a golf cart in the rain like a retard and went down a hill, almost took a friend and myself into a frozen lake.

 

Almost drowned in a frozen lake.

 

If I remember any more I'll throw them under this line.

[SeanBond]

Fell face first out of a tree the day before I turned 7. Scaled myself of a sharp branch. Nearly removed half the skin on the top of my head. Unfortunately I didn't get to see but my mom said my skull was whiter than milk. This skin didn't come off. it just turned into a flap on my head.  Almost bled out and passed out on the way to the hospital.I do remember them sticking 7 needles in my head when I was there before stapling me up. Got a bunch of staples. Good as new in a 2 weeks.

 

Edit: The other time about as equally close was me climbing into a small cave on a mountain when I was 14. The cave came out to a cliff that could be climbed but there was only about a foot of space from the cave exit to the drop off that was about 45 feet to jagged rocks. I lost balance trying to climb up and as I was about to fall my brother grabbed me and slammed me up against the rock wall. I am sure he saved my life in that split second. 

[Guest Kloaked]

Fuck you, I'm 'Murican

 

 

 

 

I'M SORRY

 

 

Hahahahah

 

'MURICA

[P e r s e p h o n e]

A thief broke into my house in the Philippines when I was really young. My dad shot him.

[SirNumbers]

A thief broke into my house in the Philippines when I was really young. My dad shot him.

I was sad at the first sentence, than almost fell of my chair at the second one.

[P e r s e p h o n e]

I was sad at the first sentence, than almost fell of my chair at the second one.

Well at least something good came out of that terrible life experience... The guy shot my dog. 

[techswede]

I was taking a trail along a river with my dirtbike one day and the front wheel got cranked to the left in between two rocks.. I was doing about 30-40km/h at the time and i got thrown into the water.

If i had gotten pulled along by the stream i would've ended up as mincemeat coming out the other side of a hydro electric plant...

PS. Full dirt gear is not easy to swim in.. And i suck at swimming 

 

And then there was the time when me and a friend were having fun with our bows.

When i went to get the arrows (After telling him twice that i was going to get the arrows) One of his arrows whizzed about a cm from my throat...

That jackass was using broad head arrows too "Because they were more accurate".. Yeah right.. They were just a b**ch to get out of the target

[aidenrelkoff]

i was laughing and eating a peppermint patty, it clogged my airway....

 

shortly after i went and fired my grandpas .22 some more

[MetalicMassacre]

I was in Alaska at a bear reserve and I was taking picture of cubs in a tree and the mother bear was less than 2 inches away from my face. The rangers slowly pulled me back and had to shoot towards the bear *Not at the bear it was just to scare it away*

[SirNumbers]

Well at least something good came out of that terrible life experience... The guy shot my dog. 

I'm saddened again